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Likely Stories

by Brett Robin Wood

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1.
In my way 03:41
You get in my way in the kitchen In front of the stove and the fridge In the doorway and by the sink In front of the cupboard where the plates are kept And everywhere I move I have to displace you And then you relocate to the next place that I’m headed to And it’s been so good since you walked in And I can hardly wait for you to get in my way again Chorus So get in my way Please get in my way I love it when you interrupt my day Cause when you’re in my way It feels so right So come on come on and interrupt my life You’re unpredictable and gorgeous the way you cover the floor And every square inch ya cover I love ya more I’m peering over my cookbook but it’s all pretend (cause what I’m really doin’) Is praying you’ll get in my way again Chorus You get in my way and it makes us laugh You touch my waist I touch your shoulder as we pass Well I am cooking and you watch me cook I lift up the frying pan lid and you take a look And the rice is ready and the pappadums are cooked The timing is perfect and life is good And the music is cool And the wine settles in And my heart is smiling Cause you’re in my way Again
2.
Bondi sand 03:34
Went down this morning shivering and aching. Sat on the rocks and I watched the sunrise. A tapestry of footprints on the canvas tells the story Of the folks who jog, the lawless dogs And the lovers in love on Bondi sand And the sunlight hits the land And I finally stand. And I go back to my home. And sleep again. Out past the breakers where the brave boys tread the water I let the waves throw me around And up at the pavilion the tourist buses roll in And it’s camera’s clicked and ice creams licked And doggy bags of Bondi sand And they take them to another land And they show them to their friends And it’s oh so clean and bright Isn’t it? Well everyone is choosing from a hundred different ice creams. And the beach boys and bunnies are dying to be brown. Here come the skateboards and the big baggy shorted boys Past they go and I’m walking slow and between my toes I feel Bondi sand And the shadows hit the land And I meet up with my friends In a Bondi street café And we’re talking And laughing We’re just little grains of Sand Bondi sand
3.
Dream girl 03:17
Dream Girl. I met you in my dreams. You’re beautiful. As beautiful can be. You’re so young and you’re so free. Ah dream girl… Baby. Together we lay our bodies down. You sang to me. It was the sweetest sound. The angels came over and we all just hung around oh but Dream girl… I’ve got a real girl now. Chorus Dream girl [you’re the girl of my dreams] Dream girl [but you’re not want you seem] Dream girl [now it’s time to get real] Get Real This real girl she’s not as lovely as you. She’s got a dark side. She loves to argue. She burps and she farts she’s got bad breath sometimes too. She’s not perfect, like you. but you see I’ve been waiting and waiting for you to become flesh I’ve been waiting and waiting but you haven’t showed up yet. We’ve got a good thing going babe but it’s only in dreams And there’s a real world out there and I want to live in it. Chorus This real girl she fully challenges me. She calls me to be the man she needs me to be She won’t stand for my bullshit. She sees through my disguise. It’s like a game of hide and seek only there’s nowhere to hide. This real girl and me we don’t always get along. Sometimes it feels right, sometimes it feels wrong. But every now and then I look in to her face And I see you there dream girl. With all your beauty and grace. Chorus
4.
Disposable umbrellas are drowning in the gutters. The city bins are overflowin’. Flimsy little creatures, naked in the puddles. Wire bones and skin of nylon. And all over town buses are driving umbrellas and brief cases around. Brief cases go home but from umbrellas people just walk away. There’s Mary Poppins she’s flying above us. I bet that she’s getting quite wet up there. It’s umbrella winter the boys have got black ones. The girls have all kinds of colours. And all over town umbrellas are studied and chosen by natural selection. The strong ones are passed on and the weak ones are left behind. It’s umbrella winter my shoes they are squelching. I should have worn the ones without the holes. The trains they are resting the buses are empty. The hour of rushing is over. And all over town the rain it is pissing down. It’s raining in buckets. It’s lucky I’ve got my umbrella with me. Cats and dogs… It’s lucky I’ve got my umbrella with me.
5.
The bitching 03:38
If I start dissin’ you, please don’t be offended. It’s just a habit and it makes me feel good. If I take the piss out of you well, it’s nothing personal. It’s just a hunger that I need to feed. I go to a party with all my friends. We bitch our little hearts out in sweet revenge. You see, I got this anger and nowhere to throw it. And you look so together and you look like you know it. Chorus I try to squash these feelings down. But sometimes they won’t be denied. I could protest when the bitching comes around. But then I’d be called a hippie and I’d be crucified. So I just bitch. That’s what I do, I bitch. Just like you I bitch. Come on come on come on come on let’s all bitch. I love the feeling of importance that I get when I make some cynical remark. I demonstrate my intellect and my great inner strength by ripping someone else’s dreams apart. I got this feeling that it’s kind of wrong. But oh the short term satisfaction. And it really makes me feel like I belong. And like I’ve done something without taking action. Chorus Are you ready? Here we go: Well she said this and he did that. Did you see her dress? It makes her look fat. She did him and he did her and that’s not all it gets worse. Let’s rip her to bits let put him down. Come on it’s the easiest game in town. Did you see that film? I just can’t believe, he’s the worst actor I’ve ever seen. He used to be good ‘til he got all the fame. The same thing happened to what’s his name? I just can’t believe. It just goes to show. It was on the cards. You know I told you so. It’s the government. It’s the gst. I just love to bitch come on join me let’s bitch. Chorus
6.
I was cold so she lent me her jumper. And I have worn it every day since then. It smells like her and it is so warm. And like she says, it looks good on me and I look good in it. And I don’t want to give it back. And I think she’d be happy with that. Just as long as she could hold it some times… While I’m in it. Chorus Love that jumper it keeps me warm Love that jumper shelter from the storm Love that jumper I want to get it on Love that jumper this is the one It was quiet there in her room. And the party raged through the rest of the house. And as we talked about the posters on her walls people kept comin in and goin out to get their coats and hats and say goodbye. On the floor she stood on the bed I sat. I got cold and I told her that Well she knew just what to do… Out came the jumper. Chorus And now here comes the interesting part. I pulled the jumper on over my beating heart. And then I felt her lips against my neck. Pressin in, movin up. Oh, so soft and warm and wet. And as the morning came. I drove myself away. And I’d like to say that’s that… But I’ve still got the jumper. And I want her as much as I don’t. And I want to see her again but I probably won’t. Cause a jumper like that I could keep forever and a day but when it comes to love; I just seem to throw it away. Chorus Near perfect form Colours true and strong Feel it on my skin As soft as they come The only thing that’s wrong Is my arms are too long They keep my distance from Just about everyone But in the light of the dawn May I be reborn As a love so strong That goes on and on
7.
I had some things to do so I did ‘em and I did ‘em. I was doin’ and doin’ and doin’ and doin’ and the list just kept getting bigger. I got so worried. I felt so shattered. I started believing that it mattered. I had some things to figure out so I figured and I figured. I thought that might cure my doubt but it just got thicker. I want to shrink my brain but it just get’s fatter. Feeding from the giant pile of things that I think matter. Chorus But they don’t matter. They don’t matter no no no They don’t matter. They don’t matter no They don’t matter. They don’t matter no. They don’t matter. They don’t matter I rushed around all day. Trying to succeed. Things didn’t go my way. I didn’t get what I need. Things didn’t go to plan. I didn’t turn into superman And nothing got resolved. At all. So I turned into a tiny ball of fury. I sent myself to hell I was my own judge and jury. Poor me. Broken and battered. Caught up with believing that all this bullshit matters. Chorus And now I’ve upset you. Are you angry? Am I the bad guy now? Don’t you like me? Should I have listened To your stupid chatter? Should I have pretended that you’re obsessions matter? Well, how can I put this? Chorus
8.
Farewell 04:08
Today I swear I actually got excited. I really felt quite good about my life. There was a rush of optimism and a smile. And it lasted for a whole little while. I dreamt about you all through the morning. I woke up and I found some things to do. I did not think of you for an hour or two. And that felt good and sad and new. I’ve been going down to the water. Trying to get some stillness into my mind. I dive into the memory of our time And then I lie down in the sun to dry. I’m doing so well at letting go. I get an A plus and a gold star. I removed your number from my number one speed dial. I got a hair cut and a new coat. Hello autumn. Daylight saving finished today. It’s always a little sad to see it go. And I know it’s not the end of the world. It’s just a little darker and I’ve always felt the cold. And there’s so much I want to tell you. But you’re no longer the one in whom I confide. I loved you then and I love you still. And you know I always will. Farewell.
9.
Woke up this morning cuddled up to nobody. Last nights tequila grin was this mornings existential ennui. I thought, “a cup of tea will do the trick” and as I walked past my flatmate’s door I heard the sound of sexy laughter from the girl he met the night before. I hurried into the kitchen to make that cup of tea But there was no milk left; I guess he asked her back for coffee Well please don’t get me wrong, I’m really happy for him I’m just a little jealous that’s all and I’m left here wondering… Chorus Where’s my girlfriend where’s my girl? [They say seek and you will find] Is she out there in the world? [They say all in good time] Where’s my girlfriend where’s my girl? [I reallly want to know now] Is she out there looking for me as I’m looking for her? I got out my Indian Medicine Cards and I pulled one from the deck. I got an upside down squirrel, I thought, “that really sucks”. Apparently I’ve lost my connection to “great father sky. And I’m leaking my energy on fear and worry and addictive questions” like: Chorus Now I got a good life and I know there’s really nothing wrong. A sunny day, guitar to play and one more melancholy song. I think it’s time I got outside started flirting instead of sooking. Get a little braver. Have faith. And keep looking… Looking and searching and longing and yearning and waiting and a wishing and a hoping and a wondering Smiling and approaching them. Talking and flirting and meeting and joking and getting to know them To get with a girl to get into her world or into her pants or to go out and dance with or eat with or live with or share with or give with or maybe move in settle down and have kids with. Is this just a dream that I should let go of? A dream that comes true just not often that I know of. But then again there’s examples around me of people who marry and start up a family. It’s not always peachy or dreamy or happy. There’s nothing romantic about changing the nappy but now I guess I’m thinking too far ahead. So I’m taking my tequila hangover and my black cup of tea back into my empty bed. And I’m singing… Chorus
10.
A cup of tea 02:44
Ah ah ha, they’re so tired. They’ve been dancing since they met See them skip into the kitchen. Fall in love, put on the kettle. Chorus A cup of tea will calm confusion. A cup of tea will bring me rest. A cup of tea will bring us together. A cup of tea is simply the best.. He said, “I was there at the opening and when the thing-o-me-jig got stuck, oh boy!” she said, “when Cathy won gold I was cheering aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi” And so they talked of those and other Olympic 2000 moments ‘til there was nothing left to say. and then the kettle (who up until then had said nothing) started to whistle the silence away. Chorus Three months later he said, “I love the challenge of the search for a clean cup. I love the smell as the water goes in. and I love your complete lack of respect for tea bags I watch them splatter as they miss the bin” well she said, “I love your kettle it knows just when to cut off. I love your cozies for your pots of tea and I love the way the water boils up to a crescendo and the way it steams at the big one hundred degrees. Chorus Pour yourself into me My cup runneth over You’re my cup of tea.
11.
It’s a long road to work out what you want to do. It’s a long road to realise that you got to choose. It’s a long road and it never stops it just goes and goes and goes And it’s the only road I know. It’s a long road to find a way to let go. It’s a long road to get the strength to live what you know And it’s a long way to find a place that feels like home. And that’s the road on which I roam. Chorus It’s a long road. Yeah. It’s a long road. Yeah. And I know, I know yeah, It’s a good road. Yeah. It’s a long road to find someone to dance with you. Someone who’ll go there with you into the centre of the groove. Get in close and still leave some room to move. Well that’s the road so sweet and smooth. Well it’s a long road to say what you want to say. And it’s a long road to just shut up and enjoy the day. Well it’s a long road and it’s a tough road but it’s the only way to go so come on let’s go. We’ll take it day by day. Chorus
12.
Too much noise. Too much light. Everything’s a little too much tonight. Oh… let’s get the hell out of here. And let’s go back to my place. Snuggle up under the blankets. Watch some rage on tv In the morning I’ll cook you breakfast Could you hold me? Could you hold me? Could you hold me awhile.? I’ve had so much fun it’s beginning to hurt. The god’s of fun have left now it’s a post fun holocaust. The beer in my hair. That song again. Everything reminds me of everything. And let’s go back to my place. Snuggle up under the blankets. I know you get cold toes. You can warm them against my ankles. I could hold you. I could hold you. I could hold you awhile. Don’t’ worry. we’ll be fine. Just like the morning it’s just a matter of time. I’ve got just enough cash So call a taxi. And let’s go back to my place. Snuggle up under the blankets. Listen to the rain outside All sleepy spoon hug naked. I could hold you. You could hold me. Forever. I could hold you. You could hold me. Forever. Forever.

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My aspiration with "Likely Stories" was to create shimmering contemporary folk tunes that reveal, heal & celebrate being human.

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released January 1, 2005

Brett Robin Wood Vocals, Acoustic Guitars
Derek Barg Drums, Percussion, Synths, Electric Guitars, Acoustic Solo trk 1
Liz Frencham Sassy Bass trks 1, 3, 7, 9, 10, 11. Double Bass trks 4, 8, 12 Backing vocals
Neal Sutherland Electric Bass trks 2, 3, 5, 6
Josh Clarke Trumpet trks 2, 3, 4, 6, 7
Caitlin Yeo Piano Accordian trk 4

Album produced by Brett Robin Wood
All songs written by Brett Robin Wood
Arranged by Brett Wood & Derek Barg
Engineered & Mixed by Derek Barg at Round Table Studios
Mixed and Mastered by Robin Gist at Tone Master Productions

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